Nerds Invade Muscle Beach
Bionic exoskeleton fitness devices called Body Oars, from bodyoars.com, can massively exercise muscles and hearts of almost anyone including the weakest nerds, because they carry exercise forces preventing the compression of joints and disks.

COLUMBUS, OH, July 16, 2011 /24-7PressRelease/ -- If the landlocked engineer who created a line of Bionic Exoskeleton Muscle Building Devices called "Body Oars " gets his way, watch out Muscle Beach, the wimpiest nerds can now look and feel like a bodybuilder, with or without their taped together glasses.

Craig Wise, the engineer and founder of bodyoars.com has spent 7 years proving his Joint bypassing fitness devices will not only allow nerds to pack on muscle but also people too old, obese or disabled to even walk stand or swim, and do this painlessly, with amazing speed.

Body Oars are directly core muscle driven water paddles that also fully brace stabilize and bypass the outer arms and legs. The reason they can massively strengthen virtually anybody is they carry the forces of effort, resistance and body weight like an exoskeleton outside the body instead of jamming theses forces up and down the skeleton as virtually all modern cardio/core muscle building methods still do.

By carrying all the exercise forces outside the body, Body Oars can fully work body muscles and hearts far deeper then traditional joint loading methods, ever could. The condition and usability of arms and legs makes almost no difference because all their weaker links are bypassed.

By eliminating compression from heavy muscle loading workouts you also remove the destruction of joints and spinal disks from body building. Joint and disk compression is so stressful it prevents about 90% of the population from even being able to successfully body build. Take out the crushing of joints and vertebra and virtually anyone can build massive body muscle and heart strength, even the wimpiest 98lb nerd.

Wise said "They still have to do the workouts, but these only last 15-20 minutes, not 2 hours, and Body Oars are painless during use. Muscles will feel a bit sore after, but no joint or back pain should ever accompany a Body Oar workout."

"Body Oars are so efficient at opposing muscle contractions they only need gentle but full range effort. We have specially versions for competitive athletes called RAMBOS which allow maxim full range core running exertion, which almost doubles the greatest possible stride range of running, with far greater core exertion, zero impact, and less compression then sitting still.

According to Wise "Body Oars also end the need to do muscle building and cardio exercise separately.

"With basic Lower Body Oars called LOBOS the muscle building pace is based on the user's voice just starting to strain, which actually holds their heart rate at its ideal target, as the core muscle are being deeply exercised for 15-20 minutes. They simply count their reps loud enough to hear themselves, and as long as they can speak with little strain they will not overwork their hearts. The ability to talk is lost when the heart is being worked too hard."

"Exercise is something that should make all people strong and then keep them that way for life, it should not wear out their joints and backs. By taking the joint and spine compression out of intense body muscle exertion exercises, this becomes reality."

He explained that "Bionic Body Oars have more design configurations then footwear. Depending on how they are set up and designed total body building exercises are now possible including the massive strengthening of any sports recreation or work related power motion. These all need different designs, that is why we applied for a utility patent to cover them all."

Thanks to the $6 Million Man TV show, most people assume that "bionic" means things like a nuclear powered eyeballs and fists, but humans have a long history of using bionic devices, which are any body attached things that allow the body to have enhanced or new abilities."

"Imagine how much easier walking and running became when someone invented shoes, or boots to walk through snow, or gloves to catch baseballs. These are all bionic devices that greatly extend human abilities and 2 of those 3 were likely invented by ancient nerds."

Once they had proven these devices work immediate wonders for anyone including mobility disabled people, Wise took them to universities and medical wellness centers, and he says "they treated us about how candlestick makers would have treated Edison walking in with a light bulb".

He went on to tell us the fitness training world is even more aggressive with a denial response. Wise, now muscle bound nerd himself, said "It seams that about 1 out of 10 fitness trainers react to Body Oars about how Ice Barons responded to people selling refrigerators. However one out of ten trainers seems to instantly see what Body Oars can do, and these are the open minded trainers who are always looking for that better method."

Only disabled individuals firefighters, police and the internet has been highly welcoming to Body Oars so far. The firefighters and police are into them because they need to stay in shape and Body Oars offer the first and only way to do so without wearing down their knees and backs.

Wise concludes "But the internet works, after 6 years of posting proof that about 100 health and body building sites finally also posted, not a single person said that Body Oars do not work exactly as claimed. Most users will tell you they work even better."

Here is his example of how wonderful the internet is. If you Google, Bing, Aol, ask or Yahoo "World's Greatest Fitness Device" or "Disabled fitness device" or "World's Greatest Water Exercise" information about Body Oars already lists first and then goes on to dominate their first page."

"However if you ask a doctor, trainer, university or library for the World's Greatest Fitness Device, you would not find them, and they will end up blasting your joints instead."

Watch out Muscle Beach, a muscle bound invasion of nerds will be coming.

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Craig Wise
High Efficientcy Fitness Co
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85 S Algonquin Ave
Columbus, Ohio
USA 43228
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